Some of these characters may be or are underage, please don't be weird about it, don't assume I find them attractive, hot or sexy, because I DON'T ! I won't go too far in my explainations though, not on this page at least.

HUSBANDO, WAIFU AND SPOUCES

Ghiaccio (JJBA)

He has anger issues, he's annoying and he clearly is a big ass nerd, I get it. But I still love him. His hair, his stupid facial expression, those leggings, I want him to scream at me about whatever nerd shit he's into.

Totoko Yowai

There's nothing more beautiful than a crazy, selfish and self centered moron.

Dragona

Beautiful, genderqueer, T4T sloppy toppy would go crazy with them.

Killer

He's blond, he's violent, covered in blood, that tickles my fancy (penids). It doesn't take much for me to like them. Did I said he was fucking hot ?

Katakuri

The taller the man, the bigger the heart (penis)

Gwess

There's a pattern to draw between each of these characters and it's not good...

Cioccolata

I do not care if he's problematic, I want a rich doctor boyfriend too !!!

Sir Crocodile

Old arrogant asshole who might spit on me, and that's hot.

Brief

Obliterate this twink.

I LOVE THEM !!!

Feferi Peixis

First of all : fish. Second of all, I just find her adorable.

Todomatsu

A sarcastic, selfish asshole whom only cares about himself and the bitches, the most gay-coded straight man I ever met. A true icon.

Mr Cat

Trans goal + bisexual + helped me cope when I was a closeted kid

Vikare Ritate

Autistic and weird ? Sign me up !

Susie

She's too relatable and I'm a grown man. I really like seeing her growth throughout the game.

Secco

That's just me shut up !!!

Gerson

Old fuck.

Aubrey

Coping is weird, intense and sometimes makes you aggressive and unlikeable. Pain is a powerfull vector.

Poison Mushroom Cookie

Just look at this freak of a cookie, love it !

Panty

I love me a smart bimbo girlboss.

I HAVE THOUGHTS ABOUT IT AND I MUST SAY THEM OUT LOUD

Berdly

Teenagers are sloppy and cringe and we need more accurate teenage characters.

Totoko Yowai

There's nothing more beautiful than a crazy, selfish and self centered moron.

Haru

People hated her only because she's a sexually active woman, in a world where she can get killed at any time.

Yamato

Both a GREAT and HORRIBLE trans representation in medias. What a shame.

Usopp

I loved him, I really did, but I hate what Oda did to him post dressrosa.

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Sal Fisher

Wacky ass story, but I stan a little neurotic man.

Gakupo

Underrated and underused vocaloid, his voice bank kicks ass.

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